Out of the mouths of babes

The other day we took the boys to McDonalds and I ordered Tyler the usual cheeseburger, "No pickles, add mayo" not even thinking about onions. I'm driving so DH is trying to get the boys' food ready and he says

"Why do they put this on kids hamburgers? They know kids won't eat this crap?"
DH proceeds with scraping the onions off the burger and Gavin says "Do you, Daddy?"
DH - "Do I what?"
Gavin - "Do you eat that crap?"

I thought I'd lose control of the car laughing SO hard.

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On Saturday, Gavin sees this Black & Decker tool bench on a commercial and he decides he wants it for Christmas. Here's our conversation:

Gavin - "I want you to call Santa Claus right now and tell him to bring me that for Christmas."
Me - "I can't call Santa right now, he's sleeping. Its nighttime where Santa is."
Gavin - "No he's not, he is working."
Me - "Where does Santa work?"
Gavin (in his most sarcastic tone) - "At Georgia Power with my Daddy."